( Musique : Simon / Paroles : Shoogooshoeslide,

et oui, un texte aussi profond ne pouvait jaillir d'un seul cerveau… )

NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON MAMMOTH

ONCE UPON A TIME
A PREHISTORIC MAN LOST ALONE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE
HE CAME STRAIGHT FROM HIS CAVE TO SEE HIS FRIEND THE APE

HE BENT OVER
TO PICK UP A FLOWER
AND A MINUTE LATER
HIS VIRGINITY WAS OVER

STAGGERING, HE GRABBED HIS FLOWER AND CAME BACK HOME
COMPLAINING, HE TRIED TO HEAL HIS POOR ASS HOLE

HE DID HAVE A ROUGH TIME…

NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON MAMMOTH

DON'T WORRY, MY STORY ENDS IN A LINE AS AGREED
LUCKILY, THOSE ANIMALS HAVE DISAPPEARED