NO SOONER SAID THAN DONE

( Musique : Simon / Paroles : Simon )

THE GUY WAS A GOOD ALCOHOLIC
A MOTHERFUCKING DRUNK
HE WAS AFRAID TO RUST, HIS NIGHTMARES
WERE ALL FULL OF WATER
 
ONE DAY HE WAS FOUND LAYING DOWN THE STREET
THEY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD BUT
NOT AT ALL CAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW
DRUNKS ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE
 
SENTENCED , (BUT HE HAD NO QUALMS )
TO DETOXIFICATION PROGRAM
HE JUST SAW THE OPPORTUNITY
TO GET HIS BED AND BOARD FOR FREE
 
AS HE ARRIVED IN THE HOSPITAL
HE REALIZED THAT HE WAS
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DRUNK OF THE PLACE
HE SAT STARING INTO SPACE
 
TWO WEEKS HAVE GONE WHEN HE FINALLY
WANTED TO MESS THIS UP !
WHISKEY TRAFFIC AND OTHER LIQUIDS
SO DETOX TURNED INTO
 
INTOXIFICATION PROGRAM
OUR GUY HAD ACHIEVED HIS TASK
INTOXIFICATION PROGRAM
AND EVERYBODY WAS HIGH
 
INTOXIFICATION PROGRAM
OUR GUY HAD ACHIEVED HIS TASK
INTOXIFICATION PROGRAM
AND EVERYBODY WAS HIGH